1. "MFA":
in my tinder bio i mention that i have an MFA and i’m
2. "Ass Eating Season":
!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!!
3. "Add pls":
My friend wanted to order water and the delivery guy was asking for her address, “add pls”. She thought it meant add the WORD “please”. I’m crying 😂😂 https://t.co/UY7zgQQ5Lw
4. "I am here for you":
5. "Highlighters and a brush"
6. "Send me a photo of your passport":
7. "Natural light":
me: interested in how the sun shines in our new apartment boyfriend:
8. "CUTE":
9. Molly:
I have a bio experiment with lima beans and jokingly put it on snap saying it was molly and someone actually hmu for it im weak 😂💀 https://t.co/mgZM2hddgN
10. "Court":
11. "Ten till 4":
12. Olive oil:
13. "Wifi":
My mom thought I meant the wii🙃😒
14. "Egg and cheese bagel"
my bf ordered an egg and cheese bagel and the guy gave him a hard boiled egg on cream cheese help what’s the number for 911 https://t.co/TPFMqkuATB
15. "In English":
