Celebrity·Posted on Jun 23, 201817 Tweets Bound To Make You Laugh Out Fuckin' Loud"My debit card feels more like a gift card...not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Shayyan Jafri @JafriShayyan Maine kisi ko chammat laga dena hai ye kya batamizi hai 05:30 AM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss Shoutout to these teens who gave so few fucks that they were smoking a hookah on a train in the middle of the day in midtown. They had to put up with many dissaproving looks from adults, but still they persisted. https://t.co/MT8shBOfLJ 04:48 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Ihab. @Ihab8knicks My dad wanted to make a reservation at a restaurant and they told him that they were completely booked, minutes later he called back claiming to be the prime minister of Morocco..... we got the best table in the place and the chef answer him to sign a plate and take a pic w him😭 https://t.co/Yx2hdlK5Zf 11:09 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. 🕳 @DreGambiino Happy Fathers Day 🤞🏾 08:29 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. homme fatale @gayhefner *light flickers off* the roaches: 05:11 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. anthony @xforcades2 me: what’s up guys the group chat: 05:31 PM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @xforcades2 13. jam @fcknjaaay I heard it was the one year anniversary of @BebeRexha’s iconic instagram live so I had to do this 💀 if you’re a pervert get the fuck off my chat!!! https://t.co/lt8mbfwjsi 04:39 AM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. 16. 17.