Mariah Carey Has A Super Hot Boyfriend And Now I'm Going To Thirst Over Him

    Hotter than the heavens above.

    You may or may not know Bryan Tanaka. He's an amazing dancer and choreographer, who also happens to be dating mega-legend Mariah Carey.

    I've been very into him for a very long time, and I just need to get my thoughts out onto paper, aka this post.

    Like...look at the muscles. The fitness of it all...

    Let me grate cheese on those abs. It's like not even a six-pack? It's like...12 or 14...

    Ugh yes, Bryan.

    On the more wholesome side, he is truly a good boyfriend to Mariah. You can just tell they love spending time together, like when they ski:

    Or do sexy photoshoots:

    Or see plays:

    He always has Mariah's back...

    ...since 2005, when he was a backup dancer during her ICONIC The Adventures of Mimi Tour.

    And for that, I will always have his back.

    Honestly though, his loyalty PLUS his beauty...

    I'm shaking...

    I'm quivering...

    I'm sh*ok...

    In conclusion, here's a pic of me falling for every one of his thirst traps. BYE!