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I told my boyfriend to show me pictures of my outfits that I ordered and I for sure was not expecting this...
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Spyro doesn’t like it when I laugh at his big belly
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Can we stop screwing around and just frost the whole pop tart? We have the technology
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Man what the fuck
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me creating content:
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Was being responsible and didn’t drive home after happy hour last night. Came back to pick up my car and it’s in a fucking farmers market.
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me arriving in heaven after everyone thought i was going to hell https://t.co/xtYM3pOEhv
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The letter Q comes up waaaaay too early in the alphabet. We’re not ready for it where it’s currently placed. It bellongs with fellow avant-garde acts, X, Y and Z, deep in after the mainstream.
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Trying to fix my boner in public
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I just found this video in my camera roll that I sent to my friends months ago and I’m crying sksksksks
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this is how I feel whenever I go back to my hometown
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i will power the world https://t.co/RVTe4czZNm
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kid: *dies* oompa loompa's getting ready to perform:
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I feel like my therapist is so jealous of me & gives me the wrong advice because she wishes she could be me
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3 months ago any girl drinking a white claw got their entire existence roasted by the same guys now posting snap stories saying “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws”
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Me waving goodbye to the stranger I unknowingly gave wrong directions too.
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being little spoon go crazy, have shorty on yo back like a lil jetpack