14 Romantic Metal Songs For Your Turbo Lover

Because nothing says "I love you" like hairy men screaming in your ears.

Judas Priest - "Prisoner of Your Eyes"

"I've locked myself inside your heart and thrown away the key"

Besides death metal concerts, prison is probably the best place to meet new people.

Ozzy Osbourne - "I Just Want You"

"Each night when the day is through, I don't ask much I just want you"

I also just want you to show me how to use this bloody remote control. SHARON!

Pantera - "This Love"

"I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself"

I'm just a mantera, standing in front of a womantera, asking her to keep this love.

Cannibal Corpse - "Fucked With a Knife"

"No escape from your fate, destined to be mine"

Aw, genital mutilation! You shouldn't have.

Alice Cooper - "Hell is Living Without You"

"Nights get longer and colder, I'm down beggin' to hold ya"

Fun fact: This song is dedicated to Alice Cooper's snake.

Motorhead - "Love Me Forever"

"You know love's a thief steal your heart in the night, slip through your fingers you best hold on tight"

Love is also blind, so please don't pet its seeing eye dog while its on duty.

Gorgoroth - "Unchain My Heart!!!"

"The curse of your heart of eternity, enjoying let me burn in the kingdom of flesh"

You can tell how serious and romantic this song is by the amount of exclamation marks used in the title.

Suffocation - "Entrails of You"

"You are so beautiful, I bathe myself in the entrails of you"

Every kiss begins with KILL.

Arsis - "Let Me Be the One"

"With these words just let it be known, I will haunt you wherever you go"

Baby, not even death could do us part.

Bathory - "Woman of Dark Desires"

"Woman of dark desires, woman of eternal beauty"

A love song written for Elizabeth Bathory, you and your significant other should listen to this one while taking a blood bath together.

Megadeth - "Last Rites/Loved to Death"

"If I can't have you then no one will, and since I won't I'll have to kill"

Sounds like another case of mentally handicapped person not realizing their own strength and hugging someone a little too hard.

Pentagram - "Forever My Queen"

"Your love is more than a tease and I'm gonna give it all of my heart"

This song will get you royally laid.

Black Sabbath - "N.I.B."

"You are the first to have this love of mine, forever with me till the end of time"

A love song written from Lucifer's point of view, the Devil is so damn smooth that he offers up the sun, the moon, and the stars to a woman. That fallen angel's got game!

Opeth - "When"

"When can I take you from this place? When is the word but a sigh?"

As far as concept albums go, it doesn't get more romantic than Opeth's "My Arms Your Hearse"; a story revolving around a man who becomes a ghost and the woman he loved struggling to accept his death. It's like Patrick Swayze but different.