13 Christmas Ornaments That'll Put You On The Naughty List

Who needs presents anyway?

1. "Reindeer Games"

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No wonder Rudolph wanted to join in so bad.

2. "Deck the Sieg Heils"

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I'm dreaming of a white supremacy Christmas.

3. "Snow Job"

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Pretty sure that carrot is in the wrong place.

4. "Poop"

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What a crappy Christmas ornament.

5. "All I Want for Christmas is Erotic Romance Novels"

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Please, Ana. Santa doesn't want to hear about "your sex."

6. "The Little Fetus Boy"

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Because Santa is pro-choice.

7. "Yule Log"

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Mommy, why does that rocket ship have a hat on it?

8. "Santa Baby Skulls"

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I think this one's pretty self-explanatory.

9. "Ho! Ho! Ho-ly Shit!"

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Looks like somebody got one too many pairs of socks.

10. "Satan Claus Is Coming to Town"

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What do you mean sacrificing virgins is naughty??

11. "O Christmas Weed"

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Careful, Santa. These are cannabis cookies.

12. "Silent Night of the Living Dead"

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The last thing Santa wants to see is himself hanging dead from your Christmas tree.

13. "O Come, All Ye Jewish"

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Oy gevalt, Santa is shvitzing.