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13 Christmas Ornaments That'll Put You On The Naughty List

Who needs presents anyway?

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1. "Reindeer Games"

No wonder Rudolph wanted to join in so bad.
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No wonder Rudolph wanted to join in so bad.

2. "Deck the Sieg Heils"

I'm dreaming of a white supremacy Christmas.
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I'm dreaming of a white supremacy Christmas.

3. "Snow Job"

Pretty sure that carrot is in the wrong place.
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Pretty sure that carrot is in the wrong place.

4. "Poop"

What a crappy Christmas ornament.
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What a crappy Christmas ornament.

5. "All I Want for Christmas is Erotic Romance Novels"

Please, Ana. Santa doesn't want to hear about "your sex."
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Please, Ana. Santa doesn't want to hear about "your sex."

6. "The Little Fetus Boy"

Because Santa is pro-choice.
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Because Santa is pro-choice.

7. "Yule Log"

Mommy, why does that rocket ship have a hat on it?
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Mommy, why does that rocket ship have a hat on it?

8. "Santa Baby Skulls"

I think this one's pretty self-explanatory.
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I think this one's pretty self-explanatory.

9. "Ho! Ho! Ho-ly Shit!"

Looks like somebody got one too many pairs of socks.
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Looks like somebody got one too many pairs of socks.

10. "Satan Claus Is Coming to Town"

What do you mean sacrificing virgins is naughty??
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What do you mean sacrificing virgins is naughty??

11. "O Christmas Weed"

Careful, Santa. These are cannabis cookies.
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Careful, Santa. These are cannabis cookies.

12. "Silent Night of the Living Dead"

The last thing Santa wants to see is himself hanging dead from your Christmas tree.
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The last thing Santa wants to see is himself hanging dead from your Christmas tree.

13. "O Come, All Ye Jewish"

Oy gevalt, Santa is shvitzing.
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Oy gevalt, Santa is shvitzing.

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