1. “Oh, my, you’re a little fellow, aren’t you?”
2. “Well, that makes sense, being a hobbit and all.”
3. “Oh, wait, no, you’re a normal-sized man.”
4. “Right, of course, ha ha, because hobbits aren’t real!”
5. “Is the sword real?”
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