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Someone Drew Bowser From "Mario" As A Sexy Girl And Now Everyone's Horny For Bowser

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Alright, so this all started about two weeks ago during Nintendo Direct.

The presentation included new footage of New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe. In the video, Toadette — who is like a female counterpart to Toad — is seen getting a gold crown and turning into a character called Peachette.The Peachette character basically looks like Princess Peach but with a mushroom crown.
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The presentation included new footage of New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe. In the video, Toadette — who is like a female counterpart to Toad — is seen getting a gold crown and turning into a character called Peachette.

The Peachette character basically looks like Princess Peach but with a mushroom crown.

This sparked some very serious conversations about what kind of transmutational properties gold crowns have within the Mario universe.

"In this essay I will explain how Toadette (originally Peachette) is the original ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, but after a thousand years of rule she became tired and decided to live a simpler life as a Toad. In her stead she created Princess Peach using the ancient DNA of https://t.co/r6FWwWV4Qm

And, as is almost always the case with these sorts of things, the discussion got very horny very fast.

The Super Crown's some spicy new Mario lore

Things really went off the rails after a Twitter user named @ayyk92 drew this comic.

BuzzFeed News has reached out to @ayyk92 to see how he's doing with all the newfound attention.
Twitter: @ayyk92

BuzzFeed News has reached out to @ayyk92 to see how he's doing with all the newfound attention.

Turns out sexy Princess Bowser — or Bowsette — has really struck a chord with people.

@ayyk92 Decided to jump on the bandwagon she's too good!

In the five or so days since Bowsette was first drawn, the amount of (mostly erotic) fan art of her has been actually staggering.

Bowsette has become particularly popular with Japanese Twitter users.

歴代マリオシリーズのクッパをクッパ姫に変えたら超かわいいと思うので描いた

Some of these drawings have been retweeted thousands of times.

It gets a lot hornier than this.

Basically, if you're on Twitter right now, this is what it feels like.

There have been a few arguments about how Bowsette would look if she was princess-ified.

do y'all even know how names work #Bowsette

But for the most part, she's been depicted as a blonde princess with fangs and Bowser horns.

@ayyk92 #Bowsette is life though 🔥

There is, of course, a vocal minority of Bowsette fans who are arguing that Bowsette should actually have red hair and more tan skin, which would aesthetically put her closer to Bowser. Sadly, though, it seems like they are on the losing side of history with this and everyone's just decided that Bowsette is blonde.

Basically, everyone has forgotten about Peach.

Distracted Mario #クッパ姫 #Bowsette

There's even cosplay of it. (Once again, it's important to repeat here, this character has only existed for a few days at this point.)

Instagram: @pixeldollcosplay

Like, there's so much Bowsette fan art being posted right now.

wip ( crop ) #クッパ姫 #Bowsette

It's a thing.

"If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it?" "yeah, i guess" #Bowsette #bowserpeach #bowsergirl #nintendo https://t.co/ZW3tfo1STC

The metaphysical nature of whether or not the gold crown makes anyone into a princess has opened the door for some extremely interesting ideas.

All this hype about #Bowsette but people are sleeping on #Luigette . Sorry not sorry

Hmmm.

i'm just gonna leave this here. #art #SuperMarioBros #waluigi #Bowsette

It's also inspired fans to start questioning other facets of the Mario universe. Like what would happen if Princess Peach got a Bowser shell?

peach puts on a bowser shell and becomes.....

Yeah, I ship it.

Nintendo has yet to address the Bowsette madness, but it might eventually. It's responded to weirder things from fans over the years.

And like, this isn't even close to the weirdest thing Mario fans have done.

It's not even the weirdest thing they've done involving Bowser tbh.

Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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