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    Dunkin Donuts Is Unveiling A Donut Bacon Sandwich Because Everyone Has Lost Their Dang Minds

    Donut. Bacon. Sandwich.

    Behold, Dunkin Donuts' new Donut Bacon Sandwich:

    Dunkin' Brands, Inc., James Scherer / AP

    According to the AP story about this majestic thing, it's two donuts with fried eggs and bacon in the middle.

    NEW YORK (AP) — Even as fast-food chains tout their healthy offerings, they're also coming up with fatty new treats to keep customers interested. Case in point: Dunkin' Donuts is adding a doughnut breakfast sandwich to its national menu this week.

    The sandwich, which comes with fried eggs and bacon between a split glazed doughnut, will become a part of the permanent menu starting June 7, which the chain claims is "National Donut Day." Dunkin' Donuts had tested the sandwich in select stores in eastern Massachusetts in April, creating considerable buzz online.

    Also, an important point about this glazed pork Frankensandwich:

    Side note: Dunkin's doughnut breakfast sandwich has fewer calories (360) than its "healthy" new turkey sausage sandwich (390)

    Candice Choi

    @candicechoi

    Side note: Dunkin's doughnut breakfast sandwich has fewer calories (360) than its "healthy" new turkey sausage sandwich (390)

    It's safe to say reactions to this announcement have been mixed.

    A donut and bacon its like peanut butter and chocolate for men

    Jim Norris

    @Abvthelaw

    A donut and bacon its like peanut butter and chocolate for men

    DONUT BACON SANDWICH. DONUT BACON SANDWICH. DONUT BACON SANDWICH.

    Josh Petri

    @joshpetri

    DONUT BACON SANDWICH. DONUT BACON SANDWICH. DONUT BACON SANDWICH.

    Khalil B.

    @LiLMillz32

    A donut bacon sandwich really???

    is freaked out Dunkin' Donuts is coming out with a new donut sandwich filled with bacon…later this week…heart attacks are going up 10,000%.

    Jim Elkin

    @jimelkin

    is freaked out Dunkin' Donuts is coming out with a new donut sandwich filled with bacon…later this week…heart attacks are going up 10,000%.

    No word yet, however, on if Dunkin Donuts plans to up the ante and give us what we really want...

    ...which are, obviously, donut bacon cheeseburgers.