1. The chorus of this masterpiece is “I want to bend my dick to my ass, so I can fuck myself” and the song doesn’t seem to have a title.
2. Michael from our facebook comments gave us a link to a demo that is pretty close to the actual version. Listen to it while it’s still up!
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- According to the World Bank, a child born in 2014, on average, will live for more than 71 years.
- A 2-year-old boy lost a race at school after he spotted his dad and ran to hug him instead of crossing the finish line 👦💨💞