1. The chorus of this masterpiece is “I want to bend my dick to my ass, so I can fuck myself” and the song doesn’t seem to have a title.
2. Michael from our facebook comments gave us a link to a demo that is pretty close to the actual version. Listen to it while it’s still up!
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