1. "A Gorilla--Silverback is preferred, an orangutan is also acceptable."
2. One Malawi orphan.
3. A parrot that is trained to say Diplo’s name.
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4. One arranged marriage (does not specify to whom).
5. One dart board with Nicolas Cage’s face on it.
6. One violin player (“to play while we eat our cheese plate”).
7. Two inflatable animals (“bonus points for endangered or extinct species”).
8. The third season of “Lost” (“on VHS tapes”).
9. A 1983 Yak Face ‘Star Wars: Return of the Jedi’ action figure (“new in package”).
