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1) The first cave dwellers dreamed of getting drunk in a place like this.
2. Wood paneling and teal barstools together—now you know you're in trouble.
3. People in Philadelphia really like wood paneling in their basement bars.
4. Just because you're ready to give up on climbing the corporate ladder doesn't mean you want to drink in a ladder-free environment.
5. What's black and white and ready to party? This bar if someone will provide some booze.
6. Dang, we're out of Apple Puckers.
7. Apparently this bar just serves roses and bottled water.
8. The doghouse is even fancier than this home bar.
9. This home also has a bomb shelter. That's a better spot for the bar.
10. With Sinatra tending the bar, all you have to do is form your own Rat Pack.
11. Psst. I think that plant has been checking you out all night.
12. It's where St. Patrick would want you to drink.
13. It would be stupid not to name this home bar with treadmill The Hamster Cage.
14. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the drunkest of them all?
15. Wait, is that a Washington Redskins blanket on the couch in this Philadelphia home?
16. There's enough space to clear out the furniture and start your own underground wrestling venue.
17. Your bros are going to so surprised when they come over on Sunday and you make them watch Downton Abbey.
18. Take a seat on the floral-print bench until Coach thinks you're ready for a barstool.
19. All that's missing is a neon Michelob Ultra sign and a Beers Of The World poster.
20. If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, get drunk in the basement with the animals...
21. After an epic game of foosball it's nice to cool off with a hella crisp glass of Chardonnay.
22. After a few too many drinks the whole bar gets blurry.
23. White wood paneling is known to prevent hangovers.
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