We Know If You Secretly Hate Adele
WE KNEW IT! You think Adele is "Blah-dele." You pretend to love her songs, but your heart tells another story.
Thank God! We were worried that you were heartless and empty. Adele is an angel and we barely deserve the magic and melody that she bestows on us.
You pretend that her anthems of love and despair don't move you, but you're lying. You love Adele. Admit it. You love her a lot.
I mean, that's cool. I guess. Just don't fall too much in love with heartbreak.