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What could be more outrageous than Donald Trump? How about a precocious toddler! Take the quiz below to see if you can tell the difference between someone who's brain is still developing and the presumptive Republican nominee for president.

Who Said It: Donald Trump Or A Toddler?

"No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time." Trump on Twitter, 3 Sep 2014  
Jacob is upset that he is not a tiny horse.

Donald Trump.

"Tiny children are not horses."

"Do you mind if I sit back a little bit because your breath is very bad" Trump to Larry King (2010)  
McKenzie would never tell someone they had smelly breath. They beat that kind of sass out of her in charm school.

Trump.

"Do you mind if I sit back a little bit because your breath is very bad."

“I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.” (USA Today, May 20, 1991)  
Angie only lets Koreans count her money.

Trump

“I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it."

Kyle did indeed say poopy, but it's a known fact that this child did not say poopy too.  
Trump says poopy all the time.

Toddler.

Kyle says poopy. I say poopy too.

"I know words. have the best words." -At a South Carolina rally, December 29, 2015  
Lucas only knows like, 5 words. And none of them are the best words.

"I know words. I have the best words."

“Our leaders are stupid. They are stupid people. It’s just very, very sad.” (Las Vegas, April 28, 2011)  
Zach has expressed disappointment in our leaders, especially those that don't let him play with their cell phones.

“Our leaders are stupid. They are stupid people. It’s just very, very sad.”

Donald Trump never asked for a pony, his father gave him a small loan of 40 ponies.   
Melanie will never own a pony.

"Do you think if I ask my mommy for a pony then she'll get me a pony and I can keep it outside?"

“I don’t look forward or not look forward.” (Washington Post, July 12, 2015)  
Hank is about to slide that toy across his tongue.

“I don’t look forward or not look forward.”

“ … when you’re rich, you can have as many kids as you want. Being rich makes it easier to have kids.” (TrumpNation: The Art of Being The Donald, 2005)  
Jon and his wife can't have kinds, because they're four.

"When you’re rich, you can have as many kids as you want. Being rich makes it easier to have kids.”

Clayton has always held a grudge against MSJ columnist Peggy Noonan.  
Though Trump never called Peggy Noonan a loser, he did called Karl Rove and Russel Brand "total" and "major" losers, respectively. (And he called George Will, Chuck Hagel, and Chuck Todd "morons.")

Toddler

"Peggy Noonan is a moron. Big loser."

“Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.” (ABC’s “Good Morning America,” March 17, 2011)  
Ross isn't rich. He's wearing his only shirt to have his picture taken.

“Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.”

I admit, it is hard to wake a toddler from a nap. It's like, you finally have a moment...not a moment to yourself, but just a moment for---for anything. A moment to simply exist, think about work, and how tired you'll be if this kid is up all night because you disturbed her sleep cycle and didn't wake her up.

"What did you woke me up for Kim? I was sleeping real good and you woke me up."

“I’ve never had any trouble in bed.” (Surviving at the Top, 1990)   
The kid above has nothing but trouble in bed. Wetting it, falling off--who breaks open an ink pen in their sleep?

“I’ve never had any trouble in bed.”

Donald Trump has more room than any number of Santa Clauses could hope to fill in a single night.   
Mikayla here is broke as shit.

"Santa shouldn't see me because I got no room. I got too much stuff in my room"

“What I say is what I say.” (Republican presidential debate, Aug. 6, 2015)  
But don't get between Deana and her milk. Queen gets nasty.

“What I say is what I say.”

Yeah, believe it or not Trump said this on July 18, 2015 in Ames, Iowa, and Daenerys spoke in response to the NBC anchor's "exaggeration" scandal.

Both

John McCain is “not a war hero. … He is a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured, OK?”

“I will be so good to women.” (CNN, Aug. 10, 2015)  
Wyatt has never done a thing for women, except wreck their dreams of becoming a rodeo veterinarian.

“I will be so good to women.”

“I’ll win the Latino vote because I’ll create jobs. I’ll create jobs and the Latinos will have jobs they didn’t have.” (NBC News, July 8, 2015)  
Sherry has never done a thing for Latinos. She can't even finish her fucking cereal.

“I’ll win the Latino vote because I’ll create jobs. I’ll create jobs and the Latinos will have jobs they didn’t have.”

"I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind." -May 2, 2011  
Kailee has been trying to make a clay duck for thirty minutes. She don't know shit about the Chinese mind.

"I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind."

“If you don’t win you can’t get away with it. And I win, I win, I always win. In the end, I always win, whether it’s in golf, whether it’s in tennis, whether it’s in life, I just always win. And I tell people I always win, because I do.” (TrumpNation: The Art of Being The Donald, 2005)  
Andy can't even win at Candy land without hiding the Queen Frostine card under the board. God, babysitting sucks.

“If you don’t win you can’t get away with it. And I win, I win, I always win...and I tell people I always win, because I do.”

You're a loser because you're not Donald Trump.

You are a loser.

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