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Reasons To Be Pissed Off At Madonna

Honestly, I've had it with this woman. She's an icon, I'm literally not saying she isn't. But what is she even UP to these days, from flashing her butt cheeks on the red carpet to shoving her tongue down Drake's throat on stage? Hello? Is she fine?? This attention seeking is v depressing IMHO. Here are a few reasons why Madonna needs to literally stop it this instant.

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She acts like she invented armpit hair.


Um, sorry girl but armpit hair has been around longer than you. You're not starting an armpit hair revolution, put that arm down immediately.

She's a social climber.


First it was Britney, then Miley, then Drake. This chica is constantly trying to rub shoulders with whoever's the most famous at that moment. WE CAN SEE THROUGH YOU AND YOUR FAKE ALLIANCES MADONNA.

She thought she was British.


Still reeling from this one. You're from New York, Madonna. The fake Brit accent is weirding everyone out because we all know your truth, please just stop.

She takes vaj selfies.


Hello??? What is this photo??? If this was my mother I would leave the planet faster than you can say "Madonna's vagina." Literally so upset by this heehee staring me in the face.

She still doesn't give a shit.


No matter how much shade I or anyone throws, she honestly doesn't give a shit. This bitch is never stepping down no matter what anyone says, even if she's the most embarrassing mother on planet earth. Oh well.

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