Reasons To Be Pissed Off At Madonna

Honestly, I've had it with this woman. She's an icon, I'm literally not saying she isn't. But what is she even UP to these days, from flashing her butt cheeks on the red carpet to shoving her tongue down Drake's throat on stage? Hello? Is she fine?? This attention seeking is v depressing IMHO. Here are a few reasons why Madonna needs to literally stop it this instant.

She literally harassed Drake onstage.

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Well. Need I say more for this one?

She acts like she invented armpit hair.

Via nydailynews.com

Um, sorry girl but armpit hair has been around longer than you. You're not starting an armpit hair revolution, put that arm down immediately.

She doesn't know how to keep her cape under control.

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Come on woman, pull yourself together. This is just ridiculous.

She thinks this is ok.

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Madonna showed up to the 2014 Grammys like this saying she's "grillin'." GRILLIN? I want to grill her at the next block party bbq to be quite honest.

She's a social climber.

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First it was Britney, then Miley, then Drake. This chica is constantly trying to rub shoulders with whoever's the most famous at that moment. WE CAN SEE THROUGH YOU AND YOUR FAKE ALLIANCES MADONNA.

She thought she was British.

Via mad-eyes.net

Still reeling from this one. You're from New York, Madonna. The fake Brit accent is weirding everyone out because we all know your truth, please just stop.

She takes vaj selfies.

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Hello??? What is this photo??? If this was my mother I would leave the planet faster than you can say "Madonna's vagina." Literally so upset by this heehee staring me in the face.

She wears scary masks.

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Literally what? These Phantom of the Opera vibes are freaking me out. Also, "Bitch, I'm a sock"?? Ugh bye.

She thinks this is funny.

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UGH. NO. NOT FUNNY MADONNA. WHY?

She still doesn't give a shit.

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No matter how much shade I or anyone throws, she honestly doesn't give a shit. This bitch is never stepping down no matter what anyone says, even if she's the most embarrassing mother on planet earth. Oh well.