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1. There is definitely such a thing as too much junk in the trunk.
2. When it comes to popping your collar, no means yes.
3. For those of us tryin' to rage, Snooki will always be a major fashion icon.
4. Lurkers gon' lurk. Just make sure you werk it and try not to look behind you.
5. Personal space is a myth. You may think you need it, but you don't.
6. Matching outfits will get you places. Even if that place happens to be the nearest S&M dungeon.
7. Ghost riding the whip is 200% safe. Keep doing it.
8. Nature is awesome. Especially when you're hooking up in swamp water.
9. Always, I repeat, always, make sure your hair looks good before you leave the house. You don't want your robot friends to judge you.
10. A party isn't a party without a pitchfork.
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