1. No Chuck, we really don't "kno"
2. Like a good "naber" State Farm is there
3. We ASSUME you and Fred are ASSHOLES
4. Honestly haven't "herad" that in a while
5. Gr 8 4u
6. And the "wis-ser" is
7. The History. . Channel.
8. Is this a half-hearted attempt at an emoticon?
9. "Because Am ppl r not stupid"
10. Just lv jokes out of it
11. Sounds like a winning endorsement:
12. ???????????????
13. I watch sports bc I like sports
14. He's infallible, your tweets aren't
15. u think evrything is NAIL but I am no NAIL
16. Where WON'T there be weather?
17. "PresO" = IDGAF abt POTUS
18. "Axe man , Timber"
19. C U never
20. It's Ketchup and Catsup. Not "Catchup."
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