What would it look like if Melissa McCarthy stole Jason Bateman's career? - [NextMovie]
6 clever ways to avoid getting hit by an asteroid. Hey, it's a jungle out there. - [TheWeek]
18 complicated scientific ideas explained simply. - [MentalFloss]
"I was shunned at my high school reunion because my ex-husband is in the Pixies." - [XOJane]
10 things to know about Mardi Gras. - [IBTimes]
A British company has admitted to selling packs of frozen lasagna that were 100% horse meat. - [DailyMail]
A Tennessee man has quit his job over a tax form labeled '666.' - [Newser]
Really, really nice huts. - [Gardenista]
Community's 20 greatest sports moments. - [WithLeather]