27 Totally Unique Twitter Jokes About Petraeus's Resignation

They're like little zinger snowflakes, each funnier than the last.

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Petraeus? More like Betray-us.-- Rachel Stricklen

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“More like General Betray-ME!” - Mrs Petraeus-- Gregory Наявiи

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?" - his family, probably

"David Petraeus? More like David Betray-Us, amiright?" - his family, probably-- Mike Johnson

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Petraeus? More like Betray...her. :(-- Barry Setlich

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General Petraeus -- more like General #BetrayUS (amirite version)

General Petraeus -- more like General #BetrayUS (amirite version)-- GreenBoat

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife

"David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed Me!" — Petraeus' wife-- flavius217

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General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus

General Petraeus? More like General Betrayus. Amiright? #generalpetraeus #petraeus-- Crutnacker

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"More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife

"More like David Betray-us!" - David Petraeus' wife-- K. L. T.

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More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair

More like BETRAY-eus... hey oh! RT @JesseRodriguez: Petraeus reveals extramarital affair-- steve saleeba

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"David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.

"David Petraeus? More like David Betray Us." - David Petraeus' family, presumably.-- amy o'connor

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So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?

So that whole MoveOn "Petraeus Betray Us" thing is more like "Petraeus Betrays His Wife"?-- Gavin Fritton

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'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*

'petraeus?' more like 'betrayed us' *sobs* *giggles* *sobs*-- Jed

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More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed http://t.co/ssYb7gY5

More like David BETRAYus, am I right? #NailedIt #HeNailedHer #Nailed http://t.co/ssYb7gY5-- Caleb Lyons

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General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday

General David Petraeus resigns because of an affair. MORE LIKE GENERAL BETRAYED US #badumtsh #onarolltoday-- Chase Thomas

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Petraeus? More like BETRAY-US. Amiright???-- Reasonabledoubt

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More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.

More like "Betray-Us", amirite? RT @rupertmurdoch: Ignore last tweet. Sorry. Petraeus has NOT taken fall for O.-- Steve Hoban

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"More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*

"More like General BetrayMe" - Mrs. Petraeus *chorus of groans*-- Patrick

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Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE

Genera; Petraeus? More like General BETRAYHSWIFE-- Dan Ford

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More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus.

More like General Pe-PLAY-eus, eh? eh? #petraeus.-- Michael Brown

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General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth

General Petraeus? More like General Betray-us! #loadingthegunnowandputtingitinmouth-- Shawn Donovan

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#Petraeus? More like BETRAYhiswife.-- Ari Voukydis

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More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus

More like David Betrayedus, am i right? #petraeus-- Jake Plunkett

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Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.

Luckily she has a readymade "Petraeus? More like BETRAEUS" line.-- Abbie

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"More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family

"More like General David Betray Us." - David Petraeus's Family-- Matthew Dolkart

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David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.

David Petraeus? More like David Betrayed-Us! He has forever taken himself out of the running for a future cabinet position.-- Rob Rosenberg

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#Petraeus? More like BETRAY US! ZING!-- Brian McWilliams

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General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?

General petraeus, more like general BETRAY-us, amirite guys?!?-- Dennis Clay

And one that's actually sort of funny:

General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight

General Petraeus? More like General Pelovesfucking, am I right? #ThankYouAndGoodNight-- Mike Bauman