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    That Awkward Moment When The End Of The World Doesn't Come

    You're gonna feel like a jerk when the end of the world doesn't come.

    Spent All Your Money Because Of End Of The World Fears?

    You are pumped and ready for the end of the world.

    12/21/12 isn’t ready for you.

    You’re totally ready for the end of the world

    You’ve spend $59,893 on a fresh underground bunker. Yeah. You’ve got your rifles cleaned and loaded up for scavengers coming for your non-perishable food and bottled water. You’ve cancelled your credit cards, divorced your wife, and freed your dog.

    It’s December 20th, 2012 at 11:59 pm. One more minute until the END OF THE WORLD as you know it! Here it comes!


    Wait. What the hell?

    Nothing happened? No meteors crashing into the Earth? No scavengers coming for your stuff? Everyone hasn’t vaporized? Your wife found someone else?

    What do you do now that the end of the world hasn’t come.

    3 Things To Do Now That The End Of The World Didn’t Come

    Well…now you’re like Pastor Harold Camping. He’s 0 for 2 with predicting the end of the world, and you’re 0 since 1978. You’ve spent a lot of money, your wife has found someone else, and your dog has found a new owner.

    Okay. Well, the first thing you can do is call your bank and try to tell them why you spent $59,000 on a bunker, inflatable ark, a water purifier. They probably won’t redistribute your credit back because you cancelled and shredded all your cards. And you definitely threw away your receipts because you just knew it was the end of the world.

    Well, I guess you can beg.

    The second thing you could do is try to call your wife, but she’s definitely living it up with your former attorney in the Florida Keys.

    That’s the end of that. She’s sun tanning on the beach and getting fuzzy with Attorney Weinstein while you’re trying to figure out why the hell you thought it was the end of the world. Those damn Mayans steered you wrong!

    Too bad dude. Too bad.

    The last thing you can do is create some kind of amusement park from your bunker and inflatable ark. Charge $5 a head.

    Wait, no one’s coming? Hm. You just have an inflatable ark in your backyard that you can’t deflate because you threw away the inflation machine because you just knew it was the end of the world.

    Well…you can always sell it on eBay.

    Just Accept It. We Don’t Know When The End Of The World Is Coming.

    Human beings are retarded sometimes. Well, most of the time. We believe anything we see and hear. There are and have been so many end of the world predictions from religions and crackpots.

    We don’t know when the end of the world is coming. Everyday the end of the world happens for people all over the world. Sadly, their lives are ended by violence, sickness, and disaster.

    You can’t prepare for the end. In due time, our Creator will come like a thief in the night, cutting out our lights without our knowledge.

    If and that doesn’t happen, in a billion years we’re gonna be swallowed up in .03 seconds as the Sun supernovas.

    We can’t predict the end of the world, and when it comes, we won’t be ready.