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    16 "Anchorman" Quotes For Every Situation

    Don't act like you're not impressed.

    1. When you text your crush

    2. When you need to insult your worst enemy

    3. When an argument with your SO gets out of hand

    4. When you are asked to "sell yourself" in an interview

    5. When you try to reassure an ill friend

    6. When you are hungover

    7. When you are learning a foreign language

    8. When a girl asks "does my bum look big in this"

    9. When you want to warn someone about the danger of women

    10. When you have to tell your friend they have bad BO

    11. When you have had some bad news

    12. When you get a good haircut

    13. When it's your birthday

    14. When one drinks turns into ten

    15. When you are trying to sell some dodgy electronics

    16. When your 2-year-old breaks a window