10 Automatic Left Swipes On Tinder

Tinder is a popular dating app that functions like a real-life version of MTV's show "Next"; users get a glimpse of a person in their preferred age range and location before saying "yea" or "nay" by swiping the picture left or right. However, there are some pictures that automatically warrant that left swipe, no questions asked.

1. The "mirror pic"

Why do some guys still think this is an acceptable way to take a selfie?

Dude, your phone is so like, 2007.

2. The fake ladies' man

Yes, make yourself look totally unavailable. That makes complete sense here.

3. The car picture

What a lovely engine you have...

4. Anyone holding a fish

Unless it's a shark. Then you're just a bada** and I'm in love.

5. The 13 year old in disguise

K.

6. Hockey players

I swear, every hockey player and his mother are on Tinder. I'm also fairly certain they're all the same person.

7. The throwback picture

At least I hope this is a throwback.

8. The group picture

I can't tell which one is you, and I'm too lazy to flip through the rest of your pictures and find out.

9. The sexy fail

This face looks much cuter on a 16 year old girl.

The clashing patterns are triggering my O.C.D.

10. And finally, the pictures that make you wonder if it's all worth it.

Maybe he's really into percussion?

No! Not teddy!

*shakes head*

(insert philosophical quote here)

Four boxes of Laffy Taffy doesn't bother me. It's the fact that it's banana flavored.

**Bonus points to any boy that is posing with a dog.

You, sir, found the way to my heart. Right swipe!