1.On an iPhone, go into the "Settings" app, tap "General," select "Keyboard," and scroll down to the "Add New Shortcut" button. Change "dirty clothes" to "acid."
2.Change "okay" to "swag bitch."
3.Change "hi" to something embarrassing.
4.Change "hi" to something even more embarrassing.
5.Change "hey" to something that will make things really awkward.
6.Change your name to "king of all that is awesome and powerful, and also has a hell of a dick."