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The Definitive Ranking Of Your Avengers Valentine <3

In eager anticipation of the newest movie, and since Valentine's day is coming it is. *Spoiler Alert*

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10. Maria Hill is boring, and a little whiny....and where is Ted?

9. No one is even saying you aren't fine Nick Fury, but even if you are probably incredibly protective, you're a workaholic...and we want someone to fawn over us and buy us flowers and stuff.....

8. Bruce, it's killing me that you're so near the bottom. You're funny and adorable but when it comes down to it, you probably aren't the best cuddler. And even though 50 shades of Grey is popular.....we don't want THAT much of a monster in the bedroom.

7. Okay, so he's the villain...but just look at that smile. And it's probably just the sibling rivalry thing that got him so evil. I mean, who isn't a little damaged?

6. I know what you're thinking. He's not as glamorous as the others, but he's brave, dedicated, and he's totally the guy you want to raise your kids. I mean - Phil faked his death to teach the team a lesson. *Dad Alert.

5. Hawkeye's got the brooding bad boy thing down. Plus his devotion to Natasha is adorable. Major points for loyalty. He would never cheat.

4. Captain America is your high school crush all over again. He's brave and strong and just PERFECT. But he's been frozen for 70 years, so he might miss some of your witty jokes...and won't understand froyo. Still he's an old fashioned romance type!

3. So, the long distance thing sucks a little...but who wasn't jealous of Natalie Portman? He's suave and witty and comfortable in every scenario. Plus, he's like a Prince....

Also this happened....those arms, Chris....they are Hems-worthy. See what I did there?

2. If you don't have a crush on the Black're lying. She rocks that leather outfit, and she's badass and effortlessly cool.

1. Tony Stark is SWOONWORTHY. He's brilliant and rich and handsome. And everyone knows you want a hint of sarcastic asshole, as long as he loves you deep in his "heart."

Happy V-day!

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