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29 Times "Earth Girls Are Easy" Took Your Sexuality Out Of This World

What is "easy"?

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1. When this trio somehow made your pants toasty.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

2. When this glitchy neon sign subtly got us in the mood early on.

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3. When Ted blew up his biceps.

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So that's how you get those!

4. When Val got stuck with the scrappiest towel in the salon.

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5. And then tried out the dom look during her makeover montage...

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6. ...before settling on this ensemble to surprise Ted.

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7. When a porcelain hand made you hot for statues.

Come hither indeed!
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Come hither indeed!

8. When Valerie's bikini left absolutely nothing to the imagination.

Nice job, wardrobe!
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Nice job, wardrobe!

9. When Wiploc showed us that space boys are flexible.

Brace yourself.
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Brace yourself.

10. When the fish out of water motif reached phallic proportions.

Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!

11. When each alien's hairless form was revealed.

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Thank you, Nair. Thank you.

12. And decked out in the sexiest '80s attire.

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13. When Wiploc discovered hairless legs...

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14. ...then showed us what he's working with.

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15. When Zeebo laid it all out on the dance floor.

Why be with a hero, when you can dance with a zero?
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Why be with a hero, when you can dance with a zero?

16. When Mac's touch did this.

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Now for some broader strokes.

17. Which lead to this embrace...

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18. ...and this fucking lip bite.

Hhhnnnnnngggggghhh
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Hhhnnnnnngggggghhh

19. When the sex was so good that it rained gems.

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Why can't this happen to me?

20. When we saw how happy Earth girls made Wiploc.

#blessed
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#blessed

21. When the gas station attendant showed off his interior design skills.

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22. When Angelyne's gams stopped traffic.

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23. And she dipped into the petty cash.

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24. When peak masculinity was reached.

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25. When they played doctor with a nurse.

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26. When this was offered.

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Hell yes we do!

27. When Val revealed some tasteful side-butt.

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28. Basically any damn time Mac worked his magic.

Two finger salute!
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Two finger salute!

29. And when you realized you simply would never get over Before-You-Were-Born-Blum.

Ever.
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Ever.

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