1. When this trio somehow made your pants toasty.
2. When this glitchy neon sign subtly got us in the mood early on.
3. When Ted blew up his biceps.
4. When Val got stuck with the scrappiest towel in the salon.
5. And then tried out the dom look during her makeover montage...
6. ...before settling on this ensemble to surprise Ted.
7. When a porcelain hand made you hot for statues.
8. When Valerie's bikini left absolutely nothing to the imagination.
9. When Wiploc showed us that space boys are flexible.
10. When the fish out of water motif reached phallic proportions.
11. When each alien's hairless form was revealed.
Thank you, Nair. Thank you.