17 Halloween Treats That Ruined Your Childhood

King sized candy bars or GTFO.

1. Raisinets

Oh, I see you trying to sneak dried fruit into my chocolate!

2. Good & Plenty

Do I look like I own a tobacco pipe?!

3. Dots

Do you have teeth sealants? Not anymore!

4. Bit-O-Honey

How is this sold as food? Teeth don’t even work on it!

5. Popcorn Balls

Yes! I’d love to eat this sticky grain wad you rolled by hand, complete stranger!

6. Ambiguous Generic Candy

If there is no brand, and no flavor clearly stated on the wrapper, it is not going in my mouth.

7. Gum

You realize my mom is going to take this away as soon as she see’s it’s not sugar-free, right?

8. Necco Wafers

Everybody knows these only exist to play communion, and provide gingerbread houses with roof shingles.

9. Zero Bars

Because I have zero knowledge of what the hell these things are.

10. Werther’s Original

In case you’ve forgotten what your grandmother tastes like.

11. Mysterious Caramel Cubes

Am I supposed to cook with these?

12. Plastic Rings

Not even edible, bro!

13. Palmer Chocolate

This company is only legally allowed to sell “chocolate” 2 times per year.

14. Dum Dums

Let me give this sucker to my infant brother, for whom this portion size is appropriate!

15. Whoppers

Ooo! Chocolate-covered…human cremains?!

16. Mr. Goodbar

Don’t you try to convince me that you exist on not-Halloween, mister.

17. Homemade Candy Apples

Because this is where they hide the razors.

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