1. "My driver was creepy. Like nobody who steps into his basement, ever steps out kind of creepy."
2. "The car reeked of BO. I didn't want to ask him to turn on the AC in fear that opening my mouth would lead me to taste it."
3. "I got to play GPS!"
4. "Why is this stranger picking me up in a mini-van?"
5. "The driver didn't say anything. Ever. I left wondering if was dead the whole time."
6. "I think your employee may be obsessive-compulsive. I had to tell him “this is it” three times before he actually considered touching the brake."
7. "Please provide car color. I got into a stranger’s car by accident."
8. "Please let your driver know that it’s cool if they want to chat on Bluetooth, but ask me what radio station I want to drown it out with first."
9. "Please go for a ride in every single applicant’s car before letting them be part of the fleet."
10. Lastly, "Please provide tracking numbers that I can send to my friends so they know where to find my body."
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