Dirk, Reed, Rollergirl, Floyd and The Colonel
1. I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out. ...Jack Horner
2. .Jack Horner: The Colonel here puts up all the money for our films. It's an important part of the process.
Eddie Adams: Great.
Colonel James: I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you've got a great big cock.
Eddie Adams: Well, I don't know, I guess so.
Colonel James: May I see it?
Eddie Adams: Really?
Colonel James: Please! [stares as Eddie lowers his shorts]
Colonel James: Thank you, Eddie!
Eddie Adams: No problem
3.Eddie Adams: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler." What do you think?
4. Floyd Gondolli: Wait, Jack. I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema. In particular, I like to see people fucking on film. But I don't want to win an Oscar and I don't want to reinvent the wheel.
5. Everyone has one special thing.
6. Floyd Gondolli: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
7. Little Bill: My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?
8. You Got The Touch, you got the power
9. This is twice in two days a chick has od on me.........I think she did too much coke
Colonel: Oh you think so Doctor, think this means you ought to get new shit?
10. Buck Swope: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.
11. Jack Horner: Don't just ram it in there like that, this is not a hole in the wall pal, it's Rollergirl.
12.Floyd Gondolli: This here's the future. Videotape tells the truth.
13. Rahad Jackson: Oh that's cosmo, he's Chinese........