12 Signs You Know You're A Startup Newb When...

If you're doing one of the following, then, well... You're a startup newb. A song dedicated to startup newbs.

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2. Lyrics and explanations -

1. If you didn't quit your job, 'cause you're waiting to get funded

2. If you say you only need like 1% of the market

3. If you're spending time on presentations and not an MVP

4. If you think that you can outsource R and D

5. If you contact VC's through their email on their website

6. If on LinkedIn you accept every invite

7. If when people tell you they'd use your product, you count on their answer

8. If a growth hacker to you is more than just a marketer

9. If skill is more important to you than personality in your co-founder

10. If your brainstorming meetings happened every hour

11. If you do not talk about your product without an NDA

12. If you vow that public launch is just a month away

You know what? Forget everything I just said. Just quit your job, the rest will follow.