10. When Jessica didn't realize it was just a bow
9. When Jessica and Phil finally hooked up
8. When Jessica was hungry
7. When Jessica was a VIP
6. When Jessica took a leap of faith
5. When Jessica realized her calling
4. When Jessica almost ran away with our 50-year-old waiter
3. When Jessica took her art a little too seriously
2. When Jessica stole this shirt and converted
1. When Jessica didn't realize she was being told how to roll a vagina
Congratulations Jessica! Happy 29th!