5. “Are the pizzas vegetarian? Julia Roberts is a vegetarian! *big smile* “
My mom likes Julia Roberts because she’s a good actress. My dad really likes vegetarians. Therefore, my dad loves Julia Roberts.
“This is too long- I’m going to sleep.”
He dozed off by the supporting cast awards. Gotta love him.
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