New Jobs For Old Star Wars Characters

We're willing to bet that many of the characters from the past six Star Wars films didn't make the cut for J.J. Abrams' forthcoming Episode VII. So, here's an illustrated guide to a few alternate job ideas for some of the Star Wars characters of films past.

Let's start easy with Darth Maul:

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With his top notch fighting skills, we're sure ol' Darth M could easily find employment as a karate instructor.

Mace Windu:

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Wielding a lightsaber should translate easily to swinging a bat at as a Little League coach.

IG-88:

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An oft forgot bounty hunter, IG-88's familiarity with working under pressure (and his stainless steel build), make him a great fit for a Barista position.

Zuckuss:

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IG-88's bounty hunter buddy could do well as an exterminator considering he already looks like a bug.

E.T.

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Huh? He's not in Star Wars. Except, he is (at least his kin is). E.T.'s good with kids and already has a built-in stop light, making him the ideal crossing guard candidate!

Yarna d'al' Gargan:

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She's got the moves and enthusiasm to make a great flight attendant. However, she may have to rethink that attire.

Emperor Palpatine

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He's great with words and has a personality that can just light up a room. It's clear that the Emperor would flourish on a home shopping network.

Admiral Motti:

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You may remember him as the guy Darth Vader choked to death. We see him in sales, probably at Men's Warehouse to showcase their wide selection of ties.

Last, but not least, Captain Panaka:

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