Go to the mall and burn it down. All of it.Stay in bed.Avoid crowds and shop online.Use the five finger discount.Am first in line of course.Am a little too excited.
The F is an advent calendar?Too much work.Cute, I guess. I never buy them.Good for poisoning little kids.A really great way to count down the days 'til the best day of the year!Windows to Christmas' soul
Never.Whenever I can get around to it.Within a few days after Thanksgiving.Only to knock it over.Before Thanksgiving.If by "put up" you mean "live in", then yes.
As soon as Godly possible.Whenever I get around to it.By New Years.So I can BURN it.In July.Why would I take my tree down? I live in it, remember?
Never.I don't buy gifts, I find things around my house and re-gift.For everyone... unfortunately.For no one, but myself.For family, friends, co-workers, people I don't know...For my imaginary friends. Only.
Alone. Thank God.Napping.With family.Looting.Dressed up as Santa, bearing gifts to all!Talking with Reindeers.
Bah! Humbug!I don't care, to be honest.For all its faults, I still enjoy it.It's a great time to get into trouble.It's the bestest ever.It's the Uncle I never had.
How Christmas Are You?
You're a real Scrooge! And you know what, you could care less. In fact, you're going to get up from your computer right now and steal some candy from a sick kid.
You're about as Christmas as this dog. That is, you'll live through it, but you won't outwardly put any energy towards it. Christmas trees are best for napping, they're warm and they cover you. S'about it.
You've got a few gifts bought already, maybe even a pre-lit Christmas tree too. Really, you feel pressured into doing all of this anyway.
You've been bad. Really bad. And therefore, you are a stocking full of coal. Now, go play with your dirty charred rocks and carry on your with your life as the meanie you are.
You are what Christmas is about. A good spirit, a good heart and a true leader. Congratulations, now go drink some egg nog. You deserve it.
You are Crazy... about CHRISTMAS! There can never be enough lights, gifts, elves, reindeers, snow, egg nog, gingerbread -- OOH, look!! SANTA!!!