It's lunchtime. You've "forgotten" to bring your homemade lunch into the office again. There's only one thing for it.
To Pret a Manger, sandwich shop of kings!
1. This is where you encounter your first problem: the queue. No one knows where it begins.
There's a crowd of people clutching cans of Yoga Bunny Detox drink, chatting about sales targets. You have no idea who's waiting to pay.
2. Want a banana? By all means. Each one costs £5.
3. How about some nuts? In Pret they come four to a bag, and each bag costs roughly your monthly salary.
And they're not even roasted.