13. But your half-and-half status does mean you can see the funny side of tweets like this.
14. As well as tweets like this.
15. Also, you learn that July 4th is not just American Independence Day.
18. Your culinary contribution will be a recreation of the American wonder that is Frito Pie, made with British ingredients. It ends up being a sort of shepherd’s pie covered in Frazzles. Which isn’t half bad.