The 27 Infuriating Stages Of Putting In Contact Lenses

My eyes. MY EYES.

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7. Remove a contact lens from the container and balance it on your fingertip.

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Do this WHILE EXPOSING IT TO AS LITTLE CONTACT WITH YOUR BACTERIA-LADEN HANDS AS IS POSSIBLE.

11. Flip the contact lens inside-out and rinse with a little saline solution.

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WHILE EXPOSING IT TO AS LITTLE CONTACT WITH YOUR DISGUSTING SAUSAGE-FINGERS AS IS POSSIBLE. It's tiny. It's fiddly. You may feel the rage starting to build at this point. Just breathe.