Buzz·Posted on 16 May 201433 Misconceptions Men Have About Women's BodiesAs told to BuzzFeed, and found on this Reddit thread.by Robyn WilderBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Hello! This is a tampon. 2. It goes up your bum. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. But, don't worry, it feels "good" when you insert a tampon. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Like, good-good. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And the different tampon sizes correspond directly to women's height. For instance, that lady on the right is a "super." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Also, tampons are like plugs. You insert a tampon to "stop up" your period, and it will all come out when you remove it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Haven't had sex yet? Lucky you. You don't start menstruating until you've had sex for the first time, you see. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. And after that you only menstruate if you actually had sex that month. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. But when you do start menstruating, obviously you'll have to go to hospital for a special tampon fitting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. But if you don't like tampons, you can always use a sanitary towel instead. FYI, you wear these by sticking the adhesive side to your vagina. 10. Obviously you'll have your period at the exact same time as every other woman on Earth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. This period will only come once a year. And it will last for a month. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. What's a period like? Well, basically it's like peeing blood. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. And the blood will flow constantly throughout your period. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Unfortunately, menstruation makes women so unstable that you will be prevented by law to drive during your period. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. But, on the plus side, at least menstrual fluid is blue. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Periods can be quite stressful. One way to relax is to masturbate — and women do this by stroking their own breasts, like so. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. When you masturbate, you'll ejaculate eggs the way men ejaculate sperm (don't do it too frequently, though, as you have a finite supply of eggs). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Also, while you're masturbating, be careful: Women have been known to lose items like hairbrushes and keys inside their vaginas. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Talking of breasts, the reason they're squishy is because they're full of milk. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. In fact, all women come permanently preloaded with breast milk. For emergencies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. And if you touch a woman's nipples — any woman's nipples — milk will come out. 22. While we're on the topic of anatomy, you should probably know that women have one fewer rib than men. 23. And that women urinate from their clitorises. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Or is it their bums? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Also, you can always tell that a woman is promiscuous, because she'll have large labia minora. 26. But it's not all biology — some of it's also fashion and beauty. For example, dresses and skirts? Same thing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Women only wear underwear when they're trying to be sexy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Unless they want to firm up their buttocks, in which case they wear underpants. 29. Sports bras are called "push-up bras." Because you do push-ups in them! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. This is a petticoat (a "petite coat"). Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 31. Girls' fringes (or bangs) are hairs that naturally grow that short. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. Unlike men, women only shave once a month. 33. And, last but not least, being told to smile by a stranger in the street really makes a woman's day! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF