33 Misconceptions Men Have About Women's Bodies
As told to BuzzFeed, and found on this Reddit thread.
Hello! This is a tampon.
Also, tampons are like plugs. You insert a tampon to "stop up" your period, and it will all come out when you remove it.
But when you do start menstruating, obviously you'll have to go to hospital for a special tampon fitting.
What's a period like? Well, basically it's like peeing blood.
And the blood will flow constantly throughout your period.
Unfortunately, menstruation makes women so unstable that you will be prevented by law to drive during your period.
When you masturbate, you'll ejaculate eggs the way men ejaculate sperm (don't do it too frequently, though, as you have a finite supply of eggs).
Also, while you're masturbating, be careful: Women have been known to lose items like hairbrushes and keys inside their vaginas.
Talking of breasts, the reason they're squishy is because they're full of milk.
Also, you can always tell that a woman is promiscuous, because she'll have large labia minora.
But it's not all biology — some of it's also fashion and beauty. For example, dresses and skirts? Same thing.
Sports bras are called "push-up bras." Because you do push-ups in them!
And, last but not least, being told to smile by a stranger in the street really makes a woman's day!
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