The 29 People You Absolutely Should Not Invite To Your Hen Do

"Have you tried my penis cookies?" THEY'RE LIFE-SIZED.

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3. The one who's been "pregaming" since lunchtime.

Ali always coming through to make her girl feel better #finishedheralone #drunk #dontgiveaf

ѕαмαитнα@_slk_24

Ali always coming through to make her girl feel better #finishedheralone #drunk #dontgiveaf

3:54 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. The recent dumpee.

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Everything will make her cry. There will be ugly-crying in public. She will vomit sadly into her own lap at karaoke, and have to be taken home. Send her a care package instead, and hang out with her another time.

8. The Ann Summers representative.

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Within three seconds of introducing herself she'll have your horrified best friend awkwardly pretending to hump you with a strap-on while you weep quietly and everybody stares at the floor.

14. Anyone who's not invited to the wedding.

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Conversations on your hen night will always turn to the wedding, so maybe have a separate evening for non-wedding guests, to stop them feeling excluded.

21. Your mother. She loves you. She raised you. She doesn't need to see this.

22. And your mother-in-law to be will never be able to unsee this.

23. In fact, maybe just don't invite any amateur bakers.

Serving penis cake for bachelorette party #serverproblems #bestisyettocum where do u put the candle @itsaserverslife

Jen Bunny@jenbunnyyy

Serving penis cake for bachelorette party #serverproblems #bestisyettocum where do u put the candle @itsaserverslife

4:06 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. Seriously.

@MarkWright_ @michkeegan Hen night cookies - thanks for the inspiration! #karmasutracookies #fanniesontherampage

Lucy Humphries@lucehumps

@MarkWright_ @michkeegan Hen night cookies - thanks for the inspiration! #karmasutracookies #fanniesontherampage

10:14 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite