1. This introduction.
2. This assurance.
3. This observation.
4. This statement of personal preference.
5. This complaint.
6. This reminder.
7. This...warning?
8. This error message.
9. This polite request.
10. Whatever the hell this is supposed to be.
11. This information.
12. This instance of revenge.
13. This collection of thoughts.
14. This important feedback.
15. This heartfelt missive.
16. This apology.
17. This worrying notice.
18. This report.
19. This item of news.
20. This prediction.
21. This free verse.
22. This question.
23. And this review.
