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A Man Emailed His Wife A Spreadsheet That Logged All The The Times She'd Said No To Sex

All the times he did get sex are marked with italics.

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A distressed Reddit user told /r/relationships that her husband had emailed her this spreadsheet while she was travelling to the airport for a 10-day work trip.

"I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone," the redditor said. "Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since 1 June, with a column for my 'excuses', using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment.

“This is a side of him I have never seen before. Bitter, immature, full of hatred.”

Apparently the woman has tried calling and texting her husband since receiving the spreadsheet, to no avail.