2. Or you’re one of an army of Toms, Bens and Maxs.
4. People keep asking you if your school is like Hogwarts.
14. Tuck shops. Tuck shops happen to you.
Yep, there is a sweet shop exclusively for you in the building that you live in. KitKats and Twixes whenever you want them. Welcome to the 1%.
16. You stare wistfully out of the window as the day pupils go home, coveting their evening plans.
“What’s like to have an entire bedroom to yourself?” You wonder. “What do they do at the weekends? Laserquest? Is Laserquest still a thing?”
23. Troll in the dungeon!
Ah no, that’s Hogwarts again. Sorry.