DEREK View this video on YouTube There's nothing crazy about Ethyl Merman reincarnated as one of Michelle's classmates, right? View this video on YouTube Steph's dance moments were INSANEly awesome. I'M SO FAT View this video on YouTube DJ almost faints from an eating disorder omg she hasn't eaten in three days ...but it's all solved within the episode by gorging on spaghetti and meatballs. TOMMY PAGE View this video on YouTube Singing sensation Tommy Page (who?) sings at Stephanie's birthday party (Danny;s got CONNECTIONS) but DJ and Stephanie fight over him. Why is he hanging out in the basement with two children? WHORE-O-SCOPE View this video on YouTube Probably the best tv insult of all time.