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Six Ways Children Of The Eighties Were Secretly Brainwashed To Support Capitalism

Think those toys were just innocent ways to pass the time? You didn't know that it was all a secret plan to have you accept capitalism in your hearts.

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Mall Madness Board Game

Race around to the stores to collect the best deals and spend your money as fast as you can! You can even swipe a credit card!
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Race around to the stores to collect the best deals and spend your money as fast as you can! You can even swipe a credit card!

Beabie Babies = Wall Street Trading?

Beanie Babies were not just about collecting cute animals- it was a race to find the rarest, most expensive ones out there. Have you heard that the Princess Diana Bear is worth $10K?
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Beanie Babies were not just about collecting cute animals- it was a race to find the rarest, most expensive ones out there. Have you heard that the Princess Diana Bear is worth $10K?

Hungry Hungry Hippos = NOM NOM NOM

The concept is simple. Consume as much as you can, as fast as you can. Don't check to see if you're full or satisfied, it's all about eating more than anyone else.
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The concept is simple. Consume as much as you can, as fast as you can. Don't check to see if you're full or satisfied, it's all about eating more than anyone else.

Plastic Charm Necklaces

It doesn't matter if you broke your neck, In fact, the more charms, the more uncomfortable. It's more important to show everyone how much you can acquire!
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It doesn't matter if you broke your neck, In fact, the more charms, the more uncomfortable. It's more important to show everyone how much you can acquire!

Toys R Us Super Toy Run

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The ultimate prize is getting everything you want! You deserve it, for the hard work of filling out an entry form!

The Ice Cream Truck

When you hear the ringing of the song, your Pavlovian response is to run outside with your money! You must consume before it leaves!
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When you hear the ringing of the song, your Pavlovian response is to run outside with your money! You must consume before it leaves!

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