Which Simpsons Character Are You?
You may come across as incompetent and disgusting, but under all that there's a heart of gold. Just because you don't care doesn't mean you don't understand.
When there is madness all around, you're the one keeping everything together. You have the patience of saint, and the hair of a troll doll.
You live for the moment, and rarely think through the consequences. While those around you may have the brains and talent to go as far as they want, you'll be right there to borrow money.
Practically perfect in every way, you're better than those who surround you and they know it. Your interests include music, science, justice, animals, shapes, and feelings.
Easily confused, you're pretty angry most of the time. You also lie to make people like you. It doesn't work.
Faithful to the last, you'll do anything for bacon.
Everything's coming up Milhouse! Not really. You're the one your friends hang around with to make themselves look cooler. Sorry.
Not the sharpest tool in the box, but ignorance is bliss. Also, your cat's breath smells like cat food.
You may have been the teacher's pet that everyone hated, but now you're richer and more successful, so who cares.
You get pleasure from laughing at the misfortune of others. Fair enough.
You're career minded and are more than happy to trample on the weak in order to get to where you want to be.
You find it hard to express your feelings through fear of rejection, although you're not as good at hiding things as you think you are.
From 10 year old boys to grown men who live with their mother, you don't take shit from anyone.
In rod we trust!
You go out of your way to be nice to others, even when they don't really don't deserve it. Diddly.
You are and always will be a bit of a wetbag. Sorry.
Not exactly a looker, you've resigned yourself to a life of loneliness. But you're always there to listen to your friends' drunken problems.
You're super proud of where you're from and will happily fight anyone who says anything against it. Especially the French. Cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Worst. Option. Ever.
It's better to be loved by one person than liked by everyone. And boy does that one person love you.
People might remember you from such self help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!'.
Sucks to be you.
You've tried the best. Now try the rest.
Some folk will never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll. You're Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.
"I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality."