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    33 Tweets That'll Make Zero Sense If You're Not British

    You'll never look at Barry Chuckle in the same way again.

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    when ur underage in wetherspoons & see the bouncer coming

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    How funny is that 'oop' noise u make when u walk into someone

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    When your going out wi the lads at 6 but you've got to ride the Valhalla Blackpool pleasure beach ride at 7

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    "I love these tasty human potato sticks" "Chips, Theresa, they are called..." "STRONG AND STABLE POTATO STICKS"

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    If you buy sandwiches like these from corner shops I can't trust you.

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    Wtf cos a always watch This Morning n tell ma mum a pure love Philip schofield she's went n got this made 😂😂😂😂 deed

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    When he tells you he's a Tory

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    How sad is it that one day was the last time you went out to play with ur pals n you never even realised it 😟

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    'Shhh I've only had 5 beers.' 'You've had 15.' 'It's closer to 10.'

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    When the ref asks to see ur studs before kick off

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    bae: Come over May: I'm pretending to meet real people for the cameras bae: There's a child here eating a free scho… https://t.co/vOtx9nXiVo

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    autoglass: autoglass repair me: autoglass replace

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    Winds so strong that York is getting blown to the coast

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    @Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back

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    Paul Gascoigne says he used to think news stories on the Gaza Strip were about him http://t.co/n8hr52LuKK

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    If Labour wins I want my £27k refund back in my account in 3-5 working days

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    When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay

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    Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton

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    It's the remix to ignition Hot and fresh out the kitchen 4,000 homes for rough sleepers And you won't have to pay f… https://t.co/6gNfp8Lphx

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    I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show.

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    why does britney look like it's her first night out for freshers week??

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    Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

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    Imagine coming to wetherspoons dressed as one of the plates...

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    Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat

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    Coming soon to ITV2: BURNHAM, a tough northern detective who breaks the rules but always gets results.

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    It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names.

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