Buzz·Posted on 22 May 201733 Tweets That'll Make Zero Sense If You're Not BritishYou'll never look at Barry Chuckle in the same way again.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Callum @cal_thornhill when ur underage in wetherspoons & see the bouncer coming 06:50 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kai Giudici McCann @kaimccann_ How funny is that 'oop' noise u make when u walk into someone 08:16 PM - 08 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Finkowska @finkowska Saw ur mum's finally retiring. 10:26 AM - 23 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. zach green @zach2302 When your going out wi the lads at 6 but you've got to ride the Valhalla Blackpool pleasure beach ride at 7 05:48 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Parker @panoparker "I love these tasty human potato sticks" "Chips, Theresa, they are called..." "STRONG AND STABLE POTATO STICKS" 01:25 PM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. CHAMPAGNEPAKI @asad_abdullah17 If you buy sandwiches like these from corner shops I can't trust you. 01:25 PM - 08 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Emma Beglan @emmabeglan1 Wtf cos a always watch This Morning n tell ma mum a pure love Philip schofield she's went n got this made 😂😂😂😂 deed 06:49 AM - 10 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Em @_emilyth When he tells you he's a Tory 10:47 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. rachel @rachelbissett How sad is it that one day was the last time you went out to play with ur pals n you never even realised it 😟 09:18 PM - 14 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Shteve @SteveBlogs1 'Shhh I've only had 5 beers.' 'You've had 15.' 'It's closer to 10.' 06:10 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. CallumOgston @CallumOgston When the ref asks to see ur studs before kick off 07:18 PM - 30 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Daniel Holland @DannyDutch Cannot unsee. 09:48 AM - 06 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Simon J Whitby @SimonJWhitby Vowel please Nicki 10:50 AM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Nooruddean @BeardedGenius bae: Come over May: I'm pretending to meet real people for the cameras bae: There's a child here eating a free scho… https://t.co/vOtx9nXiVo 08:32 AM - 21 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ♡ b e t h ♡ @sticktoyourgxns autoglass: autoglass repair me: autoglass replace 03:28 PM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 🦊The Freckled Fox🦊 @pinkfoxsox Winds so strong that York is getting blown to the coast 05:48 PM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. a @Aavaiz @Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back 05:21 PM - 21 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sky News @SkyNews Paul Gascoigne says he used to think news stories on the Gaza Strip were about him http://t.co/n8hr52LuKK 04:10 PM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. tay @tsbx__ If Labour wins I want my £27k refund back in my account in 3-5 working days 04:31 PM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dan @DanielWhitear When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay 08:51 PM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Dave Haustead (P) @seagull60 Childish snigger 04:39 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. James Houston Online @1030 New Pope at Morrisons 05:26 PM - 19 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Adam Hess @adamhess1 Lenny Henry is home! 12:59 PM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Joanna Walsh @badaude Sitcom 07:36 AM - 29 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Tom Richardson @TomRichardson Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton 01:42 AM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. amy @amyp0tter It's the remix to ignition Hot and fresh out the kitchen 4,000 homes for rough sleepers And you won't have to pay f… https://t.co/6gNfp8Lphx 06:37 PM - 13 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Shari VanderWerf @shariv67 I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show. 03:34 AM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. ㅤ @sighspearz why does britney look like it's her first night out for freshers week?? 09:03 PM - 28 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Sean Leahy @thepunningman Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you 05:02 PM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Callum @CallumWright96 Imagine coming to wetherspoons dressed as one of the plates... 04:36 PM - 15 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Connor McLaughlin @_ConnorM Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat 04:55 PM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Patrick Smith @psmith Coming soon to ITV2: BURNHAM, a tough northern detective who breaks the rules but always gets results. 01:29 PM - 28 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. TV Cream @tvcream It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names. 08:42 PM - 30 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite