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35 Tweets That'll Make Brits Laugh Whether They Want To Or Not

Who needs fireworks when you’ve got fire tweets.

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when your mum shouts dinners ready but its not actually ready so you're just sat there like

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its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich

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cushion on the right slightly discoloured

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walking into my room and throwing my cup of tea on the bed instead of my phone just sums my life up really

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Was just reminded of the French slogan for McVities biscuits sold over there - "It's English, but it's good!". Les… https://t.co/vcCl1VI3Ug

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Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.

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£3 a month has been coming out my bank for months n I only just realised I adopted a jaguar called Jev on New Year's Eve while I was fucked

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Morrisey now looks like Bobby Davro doing Morrisey on Stars in Their Eyes

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Just paid £103 for 100 Euros. Really feel like I've got my country back now.

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Whenever I see this skeleton in Chester, in my head she's just got out of the bath. 💀🛁

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When you're on a school trip but haven't got a partner so you just walk near people

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do you even get babies called Karen or do they just appear one day with 3 kids and wanna speak to the manager

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Oh dear. Did someone at the @Telegraph forget to remove the caption below the photograph?

If you can't make it out, the caption reads: "The Communards: a gay disco duo made up of Jacob Rees-Mogg and Wayne Rooney."

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Me drunk at 22 : "I'm gonna call my ex" Me drunk at 26 : "I'm gonna tweet my MP"

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Fucking hell, the ‘moves’ members of Blue get up to when it’s not their turn to sing.

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HOLY SHIT WE'RE OLD BRICK BUILDINGS NO FUCKING WAY MATE

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Dya ever see people’s Sunday dinners on snapchat and think thank god am not in that family because that looks like shit😩

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These Scottish Widow ads are getting increasingly dark

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Every morning my Gran or Grandad stand outside and wave to me when am on the bus to work😭💔

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This BBC Breaking News alert where @BBCSimonMcCoy announces when Kate Middleton is having her birthday is PEAK SIMO… https://t.co/n1NEXMCZNH

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MPs debate on pay vs debate on who’s a good boy. Disgraceful.

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John Redwood, Conservative MP for Mordor. #redsun

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