BuzzΒ·Posted on 28 Feb 201734 Tweets That'll Make Every British Person Smile, For A BitWhen you are tired of funny tweets, you are tired of life.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jon Stone @joncstone also does anyone else find it weird that the middle of the House of Lords is basically laid out like a shoe shop 03:16 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Maurice Casey @MauriceJCasey When you head to the pub after a seminar but are too nervous to introduce yourself 10:07 PM - 08 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Gnarl Marx @infinityonhi "You can eat pancakes any day of the year u know"I can also drag a pine tree into my gaff any day but I usually reserve it for Christmas, ta 09:31 PM - 26 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Nida @nidaxiv my mum makes picking me up sound so deep 08:09 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Bethany Black @BeffernieBlack Of course The Doctor has to be white and male, otherwise he'd never want to travel back in time. 08:14 PM - 31 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Hannah George @HannahMGeorge What a shitty sequel. 08:08 PM - 15 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 5th posadist intl @posadistintl i feel like this crab is threatening me 12:07 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Hungry Travel Style @laurenjanebee Grand Designs be like: I rock climb for a living and my wife sells umbrella insurance. We have a budget of 1.3 million 08:37 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Tom Neenan @TNeenan With the addition of two Post its this episode of Would I Lie To You becomes people-maths. @richardosman 06:51 PM - 25 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Grant Paton @grEnt_ Andy lost his ID at a gig. Some burd found it and refused to give him it back unless he brought her a thank you balβ¦ https://t.co/57PWYAkQwR 12:36 PM - 05 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman "Do you think people will know that says arise?" "Yeah, go for it" 01:09 PM - 27 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. kie stampe @KieeStampe Just in case anyone wonders if you're good at driving π 09:23 AM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. T'Other Simon @TOther_Simon No it doesn't. 10:45 PM - 04 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge Oh no, the train announcer just said we have to change for rugby but I haven't brought my kit. 08:01 AM - 27 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kat @katobell Someone left his phone at my friend's work. 09:12 PM - 28 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Tom @tdawks Fair enough. 04:13 PM - 04 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. K @KleinMarshall Welcome to Norwich 02:52 PM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. annie @annieakaannie hugh grant and colin firth are ok I guess but surely the most desirable thing in bridget jones is her one bedroom flat in borough market 06:24 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Marianne Eloise @marianne_eloise leicester coming through yet again with a stunning piece of art 10:38 PM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. leanneβ¨ @leannewynnexo when you buy a ticket and it doesn't get checked for the entire journey 03:00 PM - 26 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. AndyMcClelland @_AndyMcClelland 'You pay for the taxi I'll get you a drink inside' 10:19 PM - 17 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. charlotte @chacketttt i nearly tripped over a dog on the train and said 'sorry chicken' and someone genuinely . under their breath . said . that's a dog . 09:51 PM - 19 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy Even bathroom handwashes are telling me to visit a psychiatrist. 08:49 AM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. driscoll @driscoll324 How long did this interview last? 07:10 AM - 25 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Matthew @matthewlenniex I deh trust the dentist when they start talking in code about your teeth to their wee pal, you got suhin to say say it to ma face prick 06:55 PM - 15 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. π₯Russell @RussellHayward When somebody's got a cold @ work 11:19 PM - 08 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. DΓ¦l @dalehay Hello, Great Britain. The results from Transylvania... 12 points to... Ireland... #SuperBowl #SB51 01:15 AM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Lewis @lewisTVAOF Ma sisters just told me her pal canny get Indians delivered cause she lives on Curry Street n they think it's a prank call 07:45 PM - 16 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. mo @chuuew He's not even trying anymore... 02:48 PM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. beth @bethgibney88 πππππ he meant croissants am PISHING 09:05 AM - 26 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan -You screwed my wife. My own brother. You're dead to me -To you -To me *They laugh. It fades awkwardly* -[soft] That won't always work Barry 05:08 PM - 21 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Craig Deeley @craiguito But I wanted to call her Daisy 10:40 AM - 27 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Daniel Maier @danielmaier This doesn't sound like the most amenable law firm. 11:01 PM - 23 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Sean Leahy @thepunningman Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you 05:02 PM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite