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15 Tweets That Sum Up The USA, And 15 Tweets That Sum Up The UK

Let's put 1776 behind us and enjoy some funny tweets.

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1. Dealing with extreme weather in the US:

2. Dealing with extreme weather in the UK:

Can we all establish that the pub near where I live has flooded and there's 2 guys drinking a pint like nouts wrong

3. Online dating in the US:

y'all really ain't shit lmaooo

4. Online dating in the UK:

Well there you go, I've found the winner of grindr.

5. Protesting against Trump in the US:

6. Protesting against Trump in the UK:

7. Interacting with strangers in the US:

This random man just stopped me in the middle of the mall and gave me this.I am so grateful,the world needs more pe… https://t.co/Oib8oYOpoe

8. Interacting with strangers in the UK:

Someone just sent this to me on the tube

9. Taxi drivers in the US:

Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing*

10. Taxi drivers in the UK:

My sister had an argument with her friend in a taxi last night and the taxi drivers just rang her to find out if they've made up wtf 😂

13. Inexplicable politics in the US:

actually overheard in ER: nurse: "Who's the president?" patient: "Oh GOD."

14. Inexplicable politics in the UK:

15. Fashion in the US:

If I type a K into the search bar, it autofills "Kevin Smith Huge Jorts" because of how often I revisit this image:

17. Boyfriends in the US:

a guy at the salon is straight up feeding his girl chicken nuggets while she gets her nails done that's the kind of love & support i need

18. Boyfriends in the UK:

Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.

19. Parents in the US:

20. Parents in the UK:

Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that

21. Caring for animals in the US:

My mom made a lil corner for my dog since he won't be able to go outside during the hurricane

22. Caring for animals in the UK:

probably my fav story of 2017 @caitalexanderx

23. Romance in the US:

I told my girlfriend I wrote her a poem but it was just the theme song to King of Queens.

24. Romance in the UK:

25. The news in the US:

'Ted Cruz jerks off to incest porn on 9/11' is the most American headline you could imagine. Americans should have to salute to it.

26. The news in the UK:

27. Customer service in the US:

28. Customer service in the UK:

Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs

29. Grandmothers in the US:

I told my grandma I was hungry and 20 minutes later...........

30. Grandmothers in the UK:

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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