1. Dealing with extreme weather in the US:
When internet users evacuate.
2. Dealing with extreme weather in the UK:
Can we all establish that the pub near where I live has flooded and there's 2 guys drinking a pint like nouts wrong
3. Online dating in the US:
y'all really ain't shit lmaooo
4. Online dating in the UK:
Well there you go, I've found the winner of grindr.
5. Protesting against Trump in the US:
BLOOP.
6. Protesting against Trump in the UK:
They made me put it away
7. Interacting with strangers in the US:
This random man just stopped me in the middle of the mall and gave me this.I am so grateful,the world needs more pe… https://t.co/Oib8oYOpoe
8. Interacting with strangers in the UK:
Someone just sent this to me on the tube
9. Taxi drivers in the US:
Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing*
10. Taxi drivers in the UK:
My sister had an argument with her friend in a taxi last night and the taxi drivers just rang her to find out if they've made up wtf 😂
11. Smuggling booze into musical festivals in the US:
12. Smuggling booze into music festivals in the UK:
13. Inexplicable politics in the US:
actually overheard in ER: nurse: "Who's the president?" patient: "Oh GOD."
14. Inexplicable politics in the UK:
This is giving me life rn.
15. Fashion in the US:
If I type a K into the search bar, it autofills "Kevin Smith Huge Jorts" because of how often I revisit this image:
16. Fashion in the UK:
17. Boyfriends in the US:
a guy at the salon is straight up feeding his girl chicken nuggets while she gets her nails done that's the kind of love & support i need
18. Boyfriends in the UK:
Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.
19. Parents in the US:
Good to know my mom still got it
20. Parents in the UK:
Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that
21. Caring for animals in the US:
My mom made a lil corner for my dog since he won't be able to go outside during the hurricane
22. Caring for animals in the UK:
probably my fav story of 2017 @caitalexanderx
23. Romance in the US:
I told my girlfriend I wrote her a poem but it was just the theme song to King of Queens.
24. Romance in the UK:
Wot on earth hahahaa
25. The news in the US:
'Ted Cruz jerks off to incest porn on 9/11' is the most American headline you could imagine. Americans should have to salute to it.
26. The news in the UK:
How British is that headline?
27. Customer service in the US:
Never forget
28. Customer service in the UK:
Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs
29. Grandmothers in the US:
I told my grandma I was hungry and 20 minutes later...........
30. Grandmothers in the UK:
Cheers gran