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    Updated on Nov 13, 2018. Posted on Apr 27, 2017

    50 Tweets That Show How Different America And Britain Are

    One language, two very different countries.

    1. Roommates in the US:

    my roommate has a presentation today so I made her a good luck breakfast and she's so happy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

    Roommates in Britain:

    What the fuck am I at uni with?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    2. Fashion in the US:

    Fashion in Britain:

    when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps

    3. Grandparents in the US:

    My grandma is in Mexico taking shots with random girls on the beach and posting pics of it with captions like they'…

    Grandparents in Britain:

    When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg

    4. Innovation in the US:

    accidentally broke my fishes crib had to put him in something before the guy suffocated

    Innovation in Britain:

    FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.

    5. Wildlife in the US:

    My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving.

    Wildlife in Britain:

    I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office.

    6. Young girls in the US:

    My fourth grade teacher friend found this under one of her students' desks. <3 <3 <3

    Young girls in Britain:

    My wee sister was doing farms at school and at the end of it made a quiz n a really can't believe one of the answers

    7. Selling things on Facebook in the US:


    Selling things on Facebook in Britain:

    Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!

    8. Helping animals in the US:

    My friend made a wheelchair for a goldfish

    Helping animals in Britain:

    9. Protests in the US:

    Protests in Britain:

    10. Romantic gestures in the US:

    But did your prom date run 5.5 miles to ask you

    Romantic gestures in Britain:

    Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose

    11. Teenage boys in the US:

    Kicked out of school because I expressed myself

    Teenage boys in Britain:

    Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah

    12. Parents in the US:

    My mom made my dad dress up and presented him with the "Best Husband" Oscar πŸ˜‚ I want to be this extra as a wife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

    Parents in Britain:

    Asked my mum for Β£250 and this was her response πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

    13. Dealing with brands in the US:

    Dealing with brands in Britain:

    @Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back

    14. University in the US:

    My step dad told me it was pointless to go to orientation, I wasn't going to graduate.....4 years later he in jail…

    University in Britain:

    My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls

    15. Crime in the US:

    Left my window down at walmart & came back to a slice gone

    Crime in Britain:

    Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton

    16. Dealing with heartbreak in the US:

    This girl in my building saw me crying in the hallway last night and sent me these this morning

    Dealing with heartbreak in Britain:

    17. Mums in the US:

    People who say I'm extra have clearly never met my mom

    Mums in Britain:

    How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce πŸ˜­πŸ’”

    18. Relationships in the US:

    Drive in movies are the best movies ❀️

    Relationships in Britain:

    Roses are red Violets are blue

    19. Boyfriends in the US:

    My bf brought me back a jar of sea shells from his Spring Break trip to Florida and idk how to tell him that some a…

    Boyfriends in Britain:

    Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.

    20. Dads in the US:

    My little sis had an accident today at kindergarten & this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel s…

    Dads in Britain:

    my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level

    21. Drinking in the US:

    man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page

    Drinking in Britain:

    Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun…

    22. Religion in the US:

    I love this bible verse, it always helps me in times of need

    Religion in Britain:

    Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

    23. Friends in the US:

    What are friends for😭😭 πŸ’•

    Friends in Britain:

    Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that

    24. Christmas in the US:

    Let me tell y'all how I'm never participating in another work contest ..4 hours to make this sweater 4 HOURS !

    Christmas in Britain:

    Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity

    25. Celebrities in the US:

    If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

    Celebrities in Britain:

    Why does Ed Sheehan look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran?

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