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50 Tweets That Show How Different America And Britain Are

One language, two very different countries.

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1. Roommates in the US:

my roommate has a presentation today so I made her a good luck breakfast and she's so happy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

Roommates in Britain:

What the fuck am I at uni with?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Fashion in the US:

Fashion in Britain:

when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps

3. Grandparents in the US:

My grandma is in Mexico taking shots with random girls on the beach and posting pics of it with captions like they'… https://t.co/lbI4q1n6gH

Grandparents in Britain:

When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg

4. Innovation in the US:

accidentally broke my fishes crib had to put him in something before the guy suffocated

Innovation in Britain:

FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.

5. Wildlife in the US:

My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving.

Wildlife in Britain:

I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office.

6. Young girls in the US:

My fourth grade teacher friend found this under one of her students' desks. <3 <3 <3

Young girls in Britain:

My wee sister was doing farms at school and at the end of it made a quiz n a really can't believe one of the answers

7. Selling things on Facebook in the US:

MANNN THIS IS WHY I CANT GET OFF THE INTERNET TO DO MY HOMEWORK πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Selling things on Facebook in Britain:

Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!

8. Helping animals in the US:

My friend made a wheelchair for a goldfish

Helping animals in Britain:

9. Protests in the US:

Protests in Britain:

10. Romantic gestures in the US:

But did your prom date run 5.5 miles to ask you

Romantic gestures in Britain:

Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose

11. Teenage boys in the US:

Kicked out of school because I expressed myself

Teenage boys in Britain:

Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah

12. Parents in the US:

My mom made my dad dress up and presented him with the "Best Husband" Oscar πŸ˜‚ I want to be this extra as a wife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

Parents in Britain:

Asked my mum for Β£250 and this was her response πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

13. Dealing with brands in the US:

Dealing with brands in Britain:

@Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back

14. University in the US:

My step dad told me it was pointless to go to orientation, I wasn't going to graduate.....4 years later he in jail… https://t.co/6T2IiFlcPU

University in Britain:

My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls

15. Crime in the US:

Left my window down at walmart & came back to a slice gone

Crime in Britain:

Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV

16. Dealing with heartbreak in the US:

This girl in my building saw me crying in the hallway last night and sent me these this morning

Dealing with heartbreak in Britain:

17. Mums in the US:

People who say I'm extra have clearly never met my mom

Mums in Britain:

How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce πŸ˜­πŸ’”

18. Relationships in the US:

Drive in movies are the best movies ❀️

Relationships in Britain:

Roses are red Violets are blue

19. Boyfriends in the US:

My bf brought me back a jar of sea shells from his Spring Break trip to Florida and idk how to tell him that some a… https://t.co/AAsf2djQ1o

Boyfriends in Britain:

Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.

20. Dads in the US:

My little sis had an accident today at kindergarten & this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel s… https://t.co/0y1oQP9e43

Dads in Britain:

my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level

21. Drinking in the US:

man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page

Drinking in Britain:

Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun… https://t.co/t1HqWaBHux

22. Religion in the US:

I love this bible verse, it always helps me in times of need

Religion in Britain:

Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

23. Friends in the US:

What are friends for😭😭 πŸ’•

Friends in Britain:

Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that

24. Christmas in the US:

Let me tell y'all how I'm never participating in another work contest ..4 hours to make this sweater 4 HOURS !

Christmas in Britain:

Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity

25. Celebrities in the US:

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

Celebrities in Britain:

Why does Ed Sheehan look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran?