1. Roommates in the US:
my roommate has a presentation today so I made her a good luck breakfast and she's so happy 😂😍😍
Roommates in Britain:
What the fuck am I at uni with?😂😂
2. Fashion in the US:
what does this even mean, h&m.
Fashion in Britain:
when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps
3. Grandparents in the US:
My grandma is in Mexico taking shots with random girls on the beach and posting pics of it with captions like they'… https://t.co/lbI4q1n6gH
Grandparents in Britain:
When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg
4. Innovation in the US:
accidentally broke my fishes crib had to put him in something before the guy suffocated
Innovation in Britain:
FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.
5. Wildlife in the US:
My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving.
Wildlife in Britain:
I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office.
6. Young girls in the US:
My fourth grade teacher friend found this under one of her students' desks. <3 <3 <3
Young girls in Britain:
My wee sister was doing farms at school and at the end of it made a quiz n a really can't believe one of the answers
7. Selling things on Facebook in the US:
MANNN THIS IS WHY I CANT GET OFF THE INTERNET TO DO MY HOMEWORK 😂😂💀
Selling things on Facebook in Britain:
Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!
8. Helping animals in the US:
My friend made a wheelchair for a goldfish
Helping animals in Britain:
Meanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR
9. Protests in the US:
Atta boy
Protests in Britain:
They made me put it away
10. Romantic gestures in the US:
But did your prom date run 5.5 miles to ask you
Romantic gestures in Britain:
Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose
11. Teenage boys in the US:
Kicked out of school because I expressed myself
Teenage boys in Britain:
Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah
12. Parents in the US:
My mom made my dad dress up and presented him with the "Best Husband" Oscar 😂 I want to be this extra as a wife 😂😍
Parents in Britain:
Asked my mum for £250 and this was her response 😂😅
13. Dealing with brands in the US:
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
Dealing with brands in Britain:
@Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back
14. University in the US:
My step dad told me it was pointless to go to orientation, I wasn't going to graduate.....4 years later he in jail… https://t.co/6T2IiFlcPU
University in Britain:
My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls
15. Crime in the US:
Left my window down at walmart & came back to a slice gone
Crime in Britain:
Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV
16. Dealing with heartbreak in the US:
This girl in my building saw me crying in the hallway last night and sent me these this morning
Dealing with heartbreak in Britain:
She knows X
17. Mums in the US:
People who say I'm extra have clearly never met my mom
Mums in Britain:
How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔
18. Relationships in the US:
Drive in movies are the best movies ❤️
Relationships in Britain:
Roses are red Violets are blue
19. Boyfriends in the US:
My bf brought me back a jar of sea shells from his Spring Break trip to Florida and idk how to tell him that some a… https://t.co/AAsf2djQ1o
Boyfriends in Britain:
Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.
20. Dads in the US:
My little sis had an accident today at kindergarten & this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel s… https://t.co/0y1oQP9e43
Dads in Britain:
my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level
21. Drinking in the US:
man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page
Drinking in Britain:
Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun… https://t.co/t1HqWaBHux
22. Religion in the US:
I love this bible verse, it always helps me in times of need
Religion in Britain:
Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus
23. Friends in the US:
What are friends for😭😭 💕
Friends in Britain:
Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that
24. Christmas in the US:
Let me tell y'all how I'm never participating in another work contest ..4 hours to make this sweater 4 HOURS !
Christmas in Britain:
Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity
25. Celebrities in the US:
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
Celebrities in Britain:
Why does Ed Sheehan look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran?