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    50 Tweets That Show How Different America And Britain Are

    One language, two very different countries.

    1. Roommates in the US:

    my roommate has a presentation today so I made her a good luck breakfast and she's so happy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

    Roommates in Britain:

    What the fuck am I at uni with?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    2. Fashion in the US:

    Fashion in Britain:

    when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps

    3. Grandparents in the US:

    My grandma is in Mexico taking shots with random girls on the beach and posting pics of it with captions like they'…

    Grandparents in Britain:

    When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg

    4. Innovation in the US:

    accidentally broke my fishes crib had to put him in something before the guy suffocated

    Innovation in Britain:

    FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.

    5. Wildlife in the US:

    My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving.

    Wildlife in Britain:

    I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office.

    6. Young girls in the US:

    My fourth grade teacher friend found this under one of her students' desks. <3 <3 <3

    Young girls in Britain:

    My wee sister was doing farms at school and at the end of it made a quiz n a really can't believe one of the answers

    7. Selling things on Facebook in the US:


    Selling things on Facebook in Britain:

    Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!

    8. Helping animals in the US:

    My friend made a wheelchair for a goldfish

    Helping animals in Britain:

    9. Protests in the US:

    Protests in Britain:

    10. Romantic gestures in the US:

    But did your prom date run 5.5 miles to ask you

    Romantic gestures in Britain:

    Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose

    11. Teenage boys in the US:

    Kicked out of school because I expressed myself

    Teenage boys in Britain:

    Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah

    12. Parents in the US:

    My mom made my dad dress up and presented him with the "Best Husband" Oscar πŸ˜‚ I want to be this extra as a wife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

    Parents in Britain:

    Asked my mum for Β£250 and this was her response πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

    13. Dealing with brands in the US:

    Dealing with brands in Britain:

    @Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back

    14. University in the US:

    My step dad told me it was pointless to go to orientation, I wasn't going to graduate.....4 years later he in jail…

    University in Britain:

    My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls

    15. Crime in the US:

    Left my window down at walmart & came back to a slice gone

    Crime in Britain:

    Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton

    16. Dealing with heartbreak in the US:

    This girl in my building saw me crying in the hallway last night and sent me these this morning

    Dealing with heartbreak in Britain:

    17. Mums in the US:

    People who say I'm extra have clearly never met my mom

    Mums in Britain:

    How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce πŸ˜­πŸ’”

    18. Relationships in the US:

    Drive in movies are the best movies ❀️

    Relationships in Britain:

    Roses are red Violets are blue

    19. Boyfriends in the US:

    My bf brought me back a jar of sea shells from his Spring Break trip to Florida and idk how to tell him that some a…

    Boyfriends in Britain:

    Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.

    20. Dads in the US:

    My little sis had an accident today at kindergarten & this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel s…

    Dads in Britain:

    my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level

    21. Drinking in the US:

    man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page

    Drinking in Britain:

    Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun…

    22. Religion in the US:

    I love this bible verse, it always helps me in times of need

    Religion in Britain:

    Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

    23. Friends in the US:

    What are friends for😭😭 πŸ’•

    Friends in Britain:

    Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that

    24. Christmas in the US:

    Let me tell y'all how I'm never participating in another work contest ..4 hours to make this sweater 4 HOURS !

    Christmas in Britain:

    Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity

    25. Celebrities in the US:

    If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

    Celebrities in Britain:

    Why does Ed Sheehan look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran?

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