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28 Tweets That Prove You Can't Argue With Scottish Logic

"She tagged him in a dog video, defo means she's shagging him."

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Dominos asked robbie how many slices he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 6 n he said 4 cause he couldn't eat 6

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Canny believe there's folk out there that dinny believe in aliens but think a cunt called Jesus moonwalked across a lake

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It's actually quite a fair point

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Results aren't everything ! A didnt do highers n look at me, am.....well am unemployed right noo but am sound as fuck

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Shoutout to the wee man who lives in this house n allowed 50+ strangers to drink in his garden cos the polis tried… https://t.co/fm5z39cZc2

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Pmsl callums just failed his driving test cause he stopped to ask me if a needed a lift πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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mental tae hink that you nd a pal ae urs won't be able to go to each others funeral, blew ma mind

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Why do we say Sean like shon but we dinny say bean like bon

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Bonnar just got pulled by the police n they asked if he had anythin on him that he shouldn't have n he said "aye ma maws socks"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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If it was up to me I'd give everybody a decent wage so they could concentrate on the shagging, football and poetry twenty four seven.

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Mad how yie get 6 points and a Β£200fine for being on yer phone yet there's folk oot there way eyelashes on there motor n getting away wae it

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See when people come into my work n go "you're always here" ??? mate a work here, YOU are always here

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Dreadin the day someone gets down on one knee and asks me to marry them cos a have a hefty double chin when a look down

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just need Β£100,000 to get me on ma feet that's aw

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Andy lost his ID at a gig. Some burd found it and refused to give him it back unless he brought her a thank you bal… https://t.co/57PWYAkQwR

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Whenever am gonny be cheeky to gemma a remember that her hand reaches the bottom of a pringles tube mines doesnt and a need that assistance

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primary school wa the best, a free gig every mornin just beltin out pure jesus anthems, fuckin quality

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baby coughin on a bus right as a needed tae cough so a nearly exploded hawdin it in cos a didny wanty look like the guy who copies babies

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my mum doesn't seem to understand exams

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you missed out on being paralytic in a field after downin strongbow at 13 for Β£500 ye fuckin soft ass

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Never understood why acts at festivals shout ' are you ready' aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes

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Someone's hacked my bank account and bought barca v Real Madrid tickets, I'm no even mad mate wit a game you've chosen, all the best πŸ‘πŸΌ

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im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

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