Buzz·Posted on 5 Jun 201728 Tweets That Prove You Can't Argue With Scottish Logic"She tagged him in a dog video, defo means she's shagging him."by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. stengooo @stephenadam112 Dominos asked robbie how many slices he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 6 n he said 4 cause he couldn't eat 6 11:55 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mel Fraser @Melfyx Ehhh, wit? 08:06 PM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Goudie @Goudie15 Canny believe there's folk out there that dinny believe in aliens but think a cunt called Jesus moonwalked across a lake 06:05 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Joe @MRNCFC It's actually quite a fair point 04:05 PM - 06 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Lee Pyper @LeePyper1 Results aren't everything ! A didnt do highers n look at me, am.....well am unemployed right noo but am sound as fuck 01:05 AM - 06 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. v @vanessaleez Shoutout to the wee man who lives in this house n allowed 50+ strangers to drink in his garden cos the polis tried… https://t.co/fm5z39cZc2 01:09 PM - 27 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Gatzie @GarryCook_ Pmsl callums just failed his driving test cause he stopped to ask me if a needed a lift 😂😂😂😂 04:16 PM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ㅤrobyn @robynmcdonaId truuuu 10:48 AM - 17 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Carabine @RyanCarabine_ mental tae hink that you nd a pal ae urs won't be able to go to each others funeral, blew ma mind 08:54 PM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kyle McGrath @kylemcgrath94 Chance ye got man 04:25 PM - 09 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. hannah pickup @madeforpickup imagine if toast was a4 size 09:25 PM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. DT @dov97 Why do we say Sean like shon but we dinny say bean like bon 07:14 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kyle @kylechristie0 Bonnar just got pulled by the police n they asked if he had anythin on him that he shouldn't have n he said "aye ma maws socks"😂😂😂 02:31 PM - 10 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh If it was up to me I'd give everybody a decent wage so they could concentrate on the shagging, football and poetry twenty four seven. 11:41 PM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Alexander McNeil @McneilAlexander Mad how yie get 6 points and a £200fine for being on yer phone yet there's folk oot there way eyelashes on there motor n getting away wae it 05:47 PM - 03 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. heffybhoy_ @louishefferland See when people come into my work n go "you're always here" ??? mate a work here, YOU are always here 09:05 PM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. TM @TeiganMair Dreadin the day someone gets down on one knee and asks me to marry them cos a have a hefty double chin when a look down 08:36 PM - 17 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ryan Skedd @RyanSkedd7 just need £100,000 to get me on ma feet that's aw 09:49 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Grant Paton @grEnt_ Andy lost his ID at a gig. Some burd found it and refused to give him it back unless he brought her a thank you bal… https://t.co/57PWYAkQwR 12:36 PM - 05 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. sheep @cannyswim Whenever am gonny be cheeky to gemma a remember that her hand reaches the bottom of a pringles tube mines doesnt and a need that assistance 11:46 PM - 30 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. alexslater @Slateralex_ She knows X 11:03 PM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Adam @barnettsufc primary school wa the best, a free gig every mornin just beltin out pure jesus anthems, fuckin quality 09:17 AM - 27 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Butt Sea @Butsay_ baby coughin on a bus right as a needed tae cough so a nearly exploded hawdin it in cos a didny wanty look like the guy who copies babies 02:04 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ellie @_ellieirving my mum doesn't seem to understand exams 09:30 PM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. caddison @chIoaddison_5 you missed out on being paralytic in a field after downin strongbow at 13 for £500 ye fuckin soft ass 09:59 PM - 18 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. montyyyy @montyyyy17 Never understood why acts at festivals shout ' are you ready' aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes 03:37 PM - 25 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Ryan McGeever @RyanMcGeever Someone's hacked my bank account and bought barca v Real Madrid tickets, I'm no even mad mate wit a game you've chosen, all the best 👍🏼 04:13 PM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. cait @cxitlan im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x 06:06 PM - 03 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite